Buddy, Can You Spare A WIMP?
1 min readJun 30, 2017
(A revolutionary hypothesis for the 4th of July, 2017)
WIMPs, magnetic monopoles, sparticles, strings, axions, sterile neutrinos, mini-black holes, and the multiverse exist.
The reason we never observe them is that they are confined (a la quark confinement) inside the brains of HEP theoreticians.
No matter how hard you dope-slap the boffins, the confined entities will not be dislodged.