Confederacy of Dunces

Hey, Rick Perry can dance — sort of.

Tillerson is oily but speaks Russian. Oops, gone.

Bolton has a big mustache and a machine gun mind.

Price knows how to brew strong tea. Oops, gone.

Carson has a very vivid imagination — it’s virtually supernatural.

DeVos can write cursive and spell voucher correctly.

Zinke has a heart of gold — and lead, copper, uranium too! Oh, oh, under investigation for corporate ties.

Mnuchin knows how to hedge a bet and swim laps in pools of money.

Flynn is red hot wild card. Oops, gone.

Ross is a billionaire. Money talks! Just ask the dark money quacks who gave us this confederacy.

Pudzer knows how to keep wages low.

Pruitt has Ayn Rand memorized. Oops, gone.

Scaramucci came, spoke and left.

Bannon is an expert on click-bait. Oops, gone but nice collaboration with Cambridge Anal., Russia and Farage.

And the list goes on!

What a line-up! Dazzling intellects on a mission to, um, somewhere.

Even Russia is determined to aid them. And the team is led by the most accomplished demagogue of our era.

What could possibly go wrong?