What Me Worry About Reality?

CONSPIRACY THEORY FOR DUMMIES

It is really quite simple.

1. Choose shadowy “forces” who are already disliked. (the rich, The Church, bankers, CIA, politicians, media, ethnic minoities, all of the above)
2. Assume all perps involved have exactly the same agendas and grandiose goals.
3. Anecdotal reasoning and innuendo are your strongest weapons.
4. If some big event conflicts with your narrative, assume it is a devious “red herring” meant to distract people from the real conspiracy.
5. If the conflict between your narrative and a big event is seriously problematic, just ignore that issue.
6. Look down upon doubters with pity, or call them ignorant fools.
7. Keep it simple -very simple. You are not dealing with rocket scientists.

There you go, Tiger. Rock the Crock!