Sphincter Of The Congress

Robert Oldershaw
2 min readFeb 6, 2020

Mitch McConnell began his political career as champion of labor unions. He needed a marketable gimmick because he had negative charisma, in spades. However, soon after he got into office, surprise!, he was right in the hands of the coal barons and working against unions. Well, Mitch knew where the power and money were in Kentucky. Staying in office and rising in power were his only goals. Machiavelli would have looked up from hell and said “That’s my poster boy”.

During the Obama administration, Mitch vowed Obama would be a one-term president. He failed at that but he and his Republican goons did everything they could to impede any progress Obama was making to foster a more fair and democratic America. Most unfortunately, he shut down the Merrick Garland nomination to the Supreme Court. After the Trump (reality show/mob family) administration stole its way into power, Mitch really got into his groove. Whenever the (supposedly “do-nothing”) Democrats come up with attempts at better government, Mitch clinches tightly and refuses to let the bills pass, even bipartisan ones, if the crime boss says no.

Here’s an example. His Trumpyness says in his SOTU address that he would never allow health care bandits to reject people with pre-existing conditions. The reveal of the Don’s lie is that his administration is fighting in the courts as we speak to remove restrictions on insurance companies so they could ignore the pre-existing conditions protections of Obamacare. Moreover, the House of Representatives has already passed a bill demanding retention of pre-existing conditions protection, and this is overwhelmingly supported by the public. Guess who refuses to bring it up for a vote in the Senate. That’s right, the flaming sphincter, Mitch McConnell.

Wake up Kentuckians and vote this lizard out of office for good! He is totally in the hands of the mob boss, who in turn is merely a useful idiot for the libertarian oligarchs. (See below)

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