The STANDARD MODEL OF PARTICLE PHYSICS Is The GREATEST THEORY EVER!
Aside from some minor “problems” ginned up by the fake news people who try to tear it down by telling people lies like:
1. The Standard Model is primarily a heuristic model with 26–30 fundamental parameters that have to be “put in by hand”.
2. The Standard Model did not and cannot predict the masses of the fundamental particles that make up all of the luminous matter that we can observe. QCD still cannot retrodict the mass of the proton without considerable fudging, and even then it is only good to within 5%. As for retrodicting the mass of the electron, the SM cannot even make an attempt.
3. The Standard Model did not and cannot predict the existence of the dark matter that constitutes the overwhelming majority of matter in the cosmos. The Standard Model describes heuristically the “foam on top of the ocean”.
4. The vacuum energy density crisis clearly suggests a fundamental flaw at the very heart of particle physics. The VED crisis involves the fact that the vacuum energy densities predicted by particle physicists (microcosm) and measured by cosmologists (macrocosm) differ by up to 120 orders of magnitude (roughly 10⁷⁰ to 10¹²⁰, depending on how one ‘guess-timates’ the particle physics VED).
5. The conventional Planck mass is highly unnatural, i.e., it bears no relation to any particle observed in nature, and calls into question the foundations of the quantum chromodynamics sector of the Standard Model.
6. Many of the key particles of the Standard Model have never been directly observed. Rather, their existence is inferred from secondary, or more likely, tertiary decay products. Quantum chromodynamics is entirely built on inference, conjecture and speculation. It is too complex for simple definitive predictions and testing.
7. The standard model of particle physics cannot include the most fundamental and well-tested interaction of the cosmos: gravitation, i.e., general relativity.
Ok, so there are a few quibbles that need tweeking. The LHC is going to make the Standard Model GREAT AGAIN by showing the way to a BEYOND THE STANDARD MODEL THEORY that will be the awesomest theory ever invented. It will last forever.
WHAT!!! You mean to tell me the LHC let us down after 8 years of telling us it would solve our problems and make physics great again? Let me see that score sheet.
So far the LHC has found:
no string/brane exotica,
no sparticles,
no WIMPs (or any other particle dark matter),
no supersymmetry exotica,
no extra-dimensions,
no magnetic monopoles,
no mini-black holes,
no Randall-Sundrum 5-D phenomena (gravitons, K-K gluons, etc.),
no evidence for ADS/CFT duality,
no colorons (axigluons),
no gluinos,
no leptoquarks,
no “excited” (or bored) quarks,
no lazy photons,
no fractionally charged particles,
and nothing beyond the standard model.
Sad. VERY SAD!
But we still can go to higher energies and the MULTIVERSE. We are on a trajectory to greatness and we cannot be stopped.
Of course we could go back and see where the problems originated and consider alternative models, like: https://medium.com/@rloldershaw/natures-startling-clue-conformal-symmetry-edited-version-f34e8e627092
Nah, let’s ignore the fake news people and double down on what we got. IT’S GREAT. IT’S HUGE. And don’t let anyone tell you it’s not. OUR IDEAS RULE!