What The LHC Has Not Found

Here’s a growing list.

no string/brane exotica,
no sparticles,
no WIMPs (or any other particle dark matter),
no supersymmetry exotica,
no extra-dimensions,

no magnetic monopoles,
no mini-black holes,
no Randall-Sundrum 5-D phenomena (gravitons, K-K gluons, etc.),
no evidence for ADS/CFT duality,

no colorons (axigluons),

no gluinos,

no leptoquarks,

no “excited” (or bored) quarks,

no lazy photons,

no fractionally charged particles.

The Substandard Model Of Particle Physics